1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. 
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 
5. Finally, if a camera is present , you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. 
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
The Kiss
Mom found this on Rescue Ink's MySpace page.. Posted by Linda (Animal Lover). She asked me to post it here so she'd always have it. It makes Mom happy for obvious reasons, but also because "it's a Dobi, a so-called "vicious" dog. Take that you fucking animal stereotyping bastards!" (Mom's words, not mine. I don't use expletives.)
She is pregnant;
he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire.
When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.
A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman.
He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do.
As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Introduction
I don't think I ever properly introduced myself. Hi, my name is Mr. Dingo Muttley, but you may call me Dingo. I live with my Mom, Vixen; little brother, Nugget; and 18 Betta fish. Mom thinks I'm probably about 8 years old, but I didn't start keeping track until I came to live here. This makes me 5 years old. For the full story of how I came to live with my People, please go to Mom's blog and read this. For the full story of how brother Nug came to join us, read here.
Sometimes, I post on Mom's blog, but Mom said I could finally have my own because I like to post helpful hints and reminders for other animals who might not be as fortunate as some of us. Mom said someday Nugget may have something important to say too, but right now he's too busy chewing on shoes and phone cords to be of much use.
Mom's in the process of helping me find the perfect layout for my blog. I wanted the one with the lasagna background, but Mom said it'd make everyone hungry, so I decided against it. I want your focus to be on what I have to say.
So that's it. I'm Dingo, this is my blog, and you need to read it.
Thanks,
Mr. Dingo Muttley
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Her name was Ella. This is her story. I don't want her to be forgotten.
As written in the Orlando Sentinel by Walter Pacheco on March 14, 2008:
"The Cocoa woman who admitted to starving her 2-year-old dog to death is out of jail this morning, jail records show.
Abrams told police she starved her German Shepherd to death by leaving her locked in a metal crate in an empty house for two months without food or water, the police report shows.
Detectives said a large bag of dry dog food sat untouched just a few feet from the crate.
Neighbors told police that Abrams loved the dog.
"She spent a great deal of time walking and playing with the dog," the Cocoa Police Department report shows.
A check of her MySpace social networking page shows photos of Abrams holding and playing with Ella when the dog was 3 and 5 weeks old. Another photo shows the dog at 5 months old.
Police searched the area for five hours and located Abrams at her new address on Parapet Drive, less than six miles from her former residence.
Abrams told detectives that the water had been turned off at her former residence in January and she had to move. She locked Ella in a crate at the old home because her new roommate did not like dogs.
Investigators said Abrams admitted that she knew what would happen if Ella was left alone without food or water for an extended period of time. "She showed no remorse over the dog," the detective wrote in his report.
Police spokeswoman Barbara Matthews said, "This was a dog that was current on all of his shots. All she had to do was leave the door open."
She also could have dropped the dog off at a shelter. The
Taken from Voices for Ella
Go light a candle for Ella.
In Sorrow,
Dingo
Friday, March 28, 2008
How You Can Help Stop the Fur Trade
1. Shop with compassion. Always choose garments and accessories free of fur and fur trim.
2. Sign up for free alerts. Contact the FFA member organization in your country to sign up for email updates and find out about anti-fur events in your area.
3. Educate fur wearers. If you see someone wearing fur, whether it is a full-length coat or trim on the cuffs or hood, talk to them about the cruelty of fur, or hand them a brochure or card. If you are in North America, you can order Fur-Free Campaign Materials free of charge from The HSUS website. For all other areas, contact the FFA member organization in your country.
4. Write to department stores that sell real fur and tell them that you prefer to shop at stores that do not contribute to animal cruelty. Email us to find out which stores in your nation sell real animal fur.
5. Hand out leaflets for an hour. Good locations include in front of department stores that sell fur, the opera, the theatre, and other places where fur wearers gather. If you are in North America, you can order Fur-Free Campaign Materials free of charge from The HSUS website. For all other areas, contact the FFA member organization in your country.
6. Write a letter to decision makers. If your nation, state, province, county, or city has pending legislation dealing with trapping, fur farming, or any other aspect of the fur industry, write to your decision-makers and tell them you support protecting animals from the fur trade.
If you are a U.S. citizen, you can learn about the current status of fur-related legislation by going to The HSUS Government Affairs website. Here you can click on your state to find out about the situation of any animal-related state legislation, including trapping and other fur-related bills.
7. Write a letter to the editor. The letters to the editor section is one of the most commonly read sections of newspapers and magazines, so it's a great way to reach a very large audience. Letters to the editor are widely read by community leaders and lawmakers trying to judge public sentiment. You can use such letters to challenge information or views about fur not accurately addressed in a news article or editorial.
When sending a letter, remember to provide your full name, address, and daytime phone number; keep it short and focused on only one subject; and refrain from openly attacking the paper, writer (if responding to an article or previous letter), or other readers. You'll have the best chance of getting your letter published if you send your letter within one or two days after the original story was published.
8. Wear an anti-fur shirt, necklace, or button, and put a bumpersticker on your car.
9. Show videos to your friends and relatives. A good choice is The Witness.
10. Donate to the member organizations of the Fur Free Alliance and help support our anti-fur campaigns. Visit the Member Info page to find the FFA affiliate in your nation.
Fur Statistics
Each year the fur industry kills over 50 million animals for fashion, not including rabbits (no reliable data on rabbits killed worldwide for fur is available).
Number of Animals to Make a Fur Coat:
12-15 lynx
10-15 wolves or coyotes
15-20 foxes
60-80 minks
27-30 racoons
10-12 beavers
60-100 squirrels
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